It's hard running while single! Libido is 🍌! !

 

    Gentlemen, who needs the blue pill when you a have a treadmill?  Even if you don't have one, there is  one near you at a local gym.  The hardest part is getting up to go get it.  But, if the girlfriend or wife is nagging you about fixing something up, you need a diversion, right? There you go.  Tell her you are going to get right for her.  Then, run! Run loooong.  I used to think all the time that my libido was going BANANAS when I first started back running.  I wanted to stop.  Men, I had no interest in started looking good as all HELL! So, quite naturally, I googled.   My theory was correct and in fact exercise is proven to increase circulation (bloodflow) to all areas of the body. Woohoo!  So now, you want to jump on the running bandwagon like everyone is on the Dallas Cowboys since they had a great season.  We welcome you.  No only is it good for the libido, your significant other will start looking at you differently.  Why? Because you will be SKRONG (SC accent)😂.  That in turn will get her all red, warm and fuzzy on the inside.😜 Trust me, I'm a lady.
     Besides, Viagra has as many reasons for not taking it as you do for not fixing the drain! Who wants to walk around with priapism (hard on) for hours and have to go to the ER? My solution, just run.  With any exercise, see a doc before starting.

http://www.shape.com/lifestyle/sex-and-love/weird-link-between-distance-running-and-sex-drive

Picture is courtesy of Healthline.

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  1. UnknownMarch 11, 2017 at 9:32 AM

    Girl I've been walking but bump that running it will be, keeping the fire Burning. Lol thanks

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  2. UnknownMarch 11, 2017 at 10:13 AM

    Something is always better than nothing! Just stay with it. Lol

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